Does "Red Alert!" sound appropriate, or what, to talk about Err America seems to be in trouble. That's why my "err America" is upside down, the traditional plea for help. Perhaps you missed it. Err America is out there on the corner of the air waves holding up their cardboard sign begging for money to keep operating. Tsk, tsk, they can't produce ad revenues based on the vast numbers of defective pseudo intellectual progressive liberal demoracists tuning in daily? They can't find the tin foil hat frequency? Too many people think Franken is an idiot?
While traveling to the little Ms Big Bubbette's house last week I spotted a billboard. It had the looks of long neglect. It was informing passerbys of the joys of tuning to Radio 92.5 San Antonio's progressive radio. "We love the left" the billboard exclaimed. I was intrigued so I tuned to 92.5. Reception was difficult because I found out the station was actually located in Devine, Texas, about 34 miles south of San Antonio. Reception would fade in and out depending on my location in town. Let me tell y'all it was a hoot. I giggled and laughed for two days. I plan on entertaining myself again in the future from time to time. Normally when I am in my car I listen to the Bible Broadcasting Network. When I need a good old fashioned belly laugh I now have an option.
This station features "Big Ed" Schultz and his "straight talk from the heartland." The "heartland" would be Fargo, North Dakota. His signature phrase is, "We're getting hijacked by Bush and his neocon fascists." I am betting that despite Big Ed being in fly over America the Duck would love this guy.
Big Ed is preceeded by Stephanie Miller, a former stand-up comic. Steph informs us that, "As talk radio has more and more become a sea of right-wing wackos, I think the audience has finally realized the need to balance that with some good left-wing wackos, and I'm thrilled to be able to fill that need!" This woman is cute and funny. Very entertaining.
Want to know the flavor of this progressive liberal broadcast. Recently it was a hot topic of discussion how American troops had been ordered by their commanders to rape children so that the adults would fess up. Now that wasn't funny. It was sad that a mind could become so demented as to believe such trash.
There is redemption for all the nonsensical fol-de-rol foisted on the public by this Clear Channel outlet. They do air the greatest show in the history of radio The Phil Hendrie Show. This zany is quite possibly the most unhinged person in the history of radio. Two of his more memorable (to Big Bubba) schticks are the staring chocolate Easter Bunny and the black lady supervisor in the nursing home. If you are on the brink Phil Hendrie will push you over. Phil will help you forget all the other pretentious loudmouths Steph, O'Reilly, Big Ed, Rush, et al, and put some humor back in otherwise dull lives.