From The Big Bubba E-Mail Files
Two Arab mothers are sitting on the porch chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh, so sad dear", says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him" says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too" says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me..." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautify Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a marty also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says....
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
He's a martyr now though" mum confides.
"Oh, so sad dear", says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him" says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too" says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me..." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautify Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a marty also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says....
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
posted by BigBubba at 9:10 PM
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12 Comments:
Just one question for OBL. Where do all the virgins in Valhalla come from, and how long do they remain in that state?
-FJ
Notes to samwich from Ben Franklin:
"He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner."
"Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing"
-FJ
Farmer John, ideally the virginal hymen would be a renewable appendage much like the tail of some lizards.
Samwich, is there something new and fascinating about the "RINO Principle" that I am missing. I do question when it gets down to people believing that words like "spewing traitorous trash" are helpful to their position. Isn't it really a matter of objecting to an elected official's position on an issue? Isn't the answer to the problem the ballot box after trying to make the voters aware of what Cannon is doing with their mandate? I don't understand your point.
Here in the Great State of Texas we have a special understanding and appreciation for our southern brothers. We do not, however, recognize their ridiculous matricula consular and we also want our water back.
I'm at a loss to understand how one ruptures a spiritual hymen except through some corruptive or degenerative process. I also think Dionysius appears rather strange at a festival honoring Apollo. They might converse on Mt. Olympus or Parnassus, but I suspect when Apollo goes home, he doesn't take Dionysius with him. And Artemis, don't even think about it. She NEVER sits next to Apollo, does she?
-FJ
erratum,
she always sits next to Apollo, on the "other" side of Dionysius. I meant to say Dionysius, not Apollo. mea culpa.
-FJ
BB,
Do lizards lose their tails in lizard heaven?
-FJ
Farmer John, the terrorist scum obviously could corrupt or degenerate the proverbial steel ball, spiritual or material.
Farmer John, another poser. I know Big Bubba regularly loses his tail at the track.
Samwich, I need something to comment on. The refusal of the Supreme Court to hear a case does not mean that our judicial system, as we know it, is falling down around us in disarray.
With any luck, the jihadi's will corrupt many steel balls before reaching Valhalla. I feel sorry for the balls. Acid blood.
-FJ
Big Bubba first saw the light of day early in the morning of 19 July in Houston, Texas. My downtown neighborhood has radically changed/disappeared. I do pine for it occassionally when visiting town. Houston, and the surrounding communities are home to many Big Bubba kin folk.
Katy used to be a quaint little country village. It has now been engulfed by Houston. My cousin is a Texas Super Star Doctor (according to "Texas Monthly") in Katy. If you ever have family in need of a pediatrician he's the one with Ph.D., D.D.S. and M.D. after his name. Only fellow like that I ever heard of so names are probably not necessary.
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