Big Bubba's Big La La Laugh of the Day from La La Land
The (over)exercise of power
A week ago, when President Bush met with Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III to interview him for a potential Supreme Court nomination, the conversation turned to exercise. When asked by the president of the United States how often he exercised, Wilkinson impressively responded that he runs 3 1/2 miles a day. Bush urged him to adopt more cross-training. "He warned me of impending doom," Wilkinson told the New York Times.
Am I the only person who finds this disturbing? I don't mean the fact that Bush would vet his selection for the highest court in the land in part on something utterly trivial. That's expected. What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy.
Big Bubba wants someone to pinch him quick. The LA Times, that's Los Angeles, right? Is that not the same La La Land where all the fruits and nuts dine exclusively on fruits and nuts? Is this not the same La La Land that would cause a total and complete collapse of the spandex market should they stop exercising? Big Bubba just doesn't know. I just don't know. What do these people want? Help, anyone, anyone?
A week ago, when President Bush met with Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III to interview him for a potential Supreme Court nomination, the conversation turned to exercise. When asked by the president of the United States how often he exercised, Wilkinson impressively responded that he runs 3 1/2 miles a day. Bush urged him to adopt more cross-training. "He warned me of impending doom," Wilkinson told the New York Times.
Am I the only person who finds this disturbing? I don't mean the fact that Bush would vet his selection for the highest court in the land in part on something utterly trivial. That's expected. What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy.
Big Bubba wants someone to pinch him quick. The LA Times, that's Los Angeles, right? Is that not the same La La Land where all the fruits and nuts dine exclusively on fruits and nuts? Is this not the same La La Land that would cause a total and complete collapse of the spandex market should they stop exercising? Big Bubba just doesn't know. I just don't know. What do these people want? Help, anyone, anyone?
4 Comments:
All my in-laws live in CA. Despite all their healthy practices, they are plagued with troubles as they age.
Who was that famous runner that dropped dead in mid-run? Do you know the one I mean?
Don't get me wrong. Healthy living is great. But one day, each of us will die from something, all the fruit-and-nut eating, notwithstanding.
The reason I found this article so amusing is all the years I lived out there in the world headquarters of health fads and healthy living. Just proves once again that President Bush will never please certain elements of our country. The LA Times crowd being one of those elements beyond pleasing.
Hey Ducko
Who placed Muslims in Cattle cars and sent them to die in a frozen wasteland
A Israel
B India
C USA
D USSR
Let me know when you will have the courage to answer.
Big Bubba
What I am learning in VT may be true in CA. Outside of the big citties are plenty of conservative folk. They wish the NY and MA expatriates would get out and go home.This may be true in rural CA as well.
Ducky, you know that Big Bubba would never dream of being a prick, however, frozen wastelands does not automatically imply Siberia. The Russian Taiga and Tundra qualifies as "frozen wastelands." I roughly estimate that approximately 60%+ of Russia is Taiga and Tundra. Actually the Taiga and Tundra extends right across the top of the world through Alaska and all the way to the east coast of Canada.
Big Bubba spent his youth in the Alaskan Tundra and Taiga. I know the joys of living in that extreme environment of frozen wastelands.
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