Big Bubba's Big La La Laugh of the Day from La La Land
A week ago, when President Bush met with Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III to interview him for a potential Supreme Court nomination, the conversation turned to exercise. When asked by the president of the United States how often he exercised, Wilkinson impressively responded that he runs 3 1/2 miles a day. Bush urged him to adopt more cross-training. "He warned me of impending doom," Wilkinson told the New York Times.
Am I the only person who finds this disturbing? I don't mean the fact that Bush would vet his selection for the highest court in the land in part on something utterly trivial. That's expected. What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy.
Big Bubba wants someone to pinch him quick. The LA Times, that's Los Angeles, right? Is that not the same La La Land where all the fruits and nuts dine exclusively on fruits and nuts? Is this not the same La La Land that would cause a total and complete collapse of the spandex market should they stop exercising? Big Bubba just doesn't know. I just don't know. What do these people want? Help, anyone, anyone?