Big Bubba Has Been Chastised

Big Bubba has heard from many folks that the Greeks do not have a monopoly on the wisdom of the ages. After all there are plenty of pseudo intellectual progressive liberal demoracists out there churning out wisdom of the ages for their true believers. Read and enjoy,

"You bet we might have." —Sen. John Kerry, asked if he would have gone to war against Saddam Hussein if he refused to disarm

"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it." —Sen. John Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq

"We were sent to Vietnam to kill Communism. But we found instead that we were killing women and children. " --John F. Kerry

"More parents are teaching their children about embarrassment, about lying, about humiliation, about family hurt, and about public responsibility, than before we heard the name Monica Lewinsky." --John F. Kerry

"President Clinton was often known as the first black president. I wouldn't be upset if I could earn the right to be the second. " --John F. Kerry

"We have to get back to the place we were, where terrorists are not the focus of our lives, but they're a nuisance." --John F. Kerry

"I think there has been an exaggeration of the terrorist threat." --John F. Kerry

"I'm an internationalist. I'd like to see our troops dispersed through the world only at the directive of the United Nations."--John F. Kerry

"What we need now is not just a regime change in Saddam Hussein and Iraq, but we need a regime change in the United States. --John F. Kerry

"I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA." --John F. Kerry

"I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks." –Democratic Presidential Candidate Howard Dean

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!" —Howard Dean's Iowa concession speech

"I hate Republicans and everything they stand for." –Howard Dean

"This is a struggle of good and evil. And we're the good." –Howard Dean

"People have said I'm the candidate of anger. Well, we have a right to be angry. We lost 3 million jobs. We lost our place as the moral leader of the world." –Howard Dean

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" -- Bill Clinton

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy" —Bill Clinton

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" -- Bill Clinton

"[W]hen I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale." -- Bill Clinton

"I am writing too in the hope that my telling you this one story will help you to understand more clearly how so many fine people have come to find themselves still loving their country but loathing the military " -- Bill Clinton

"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of...older men who prey on underage women... There are consequences to decisions and...one way or the other, people always wind up being held accountable" -- Bill Clinton

"I ask that all Americans demonstrate in their personal and public lives...the high ethical standards that are essential to good character and to the continued success of our Nation -- Bill Clinton

"We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans" -- Bill Clinton

You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." -- Bill Clinton

"I'm not some little woman standing by my man like Tammy Wynette" -- Hillary Clinton

"This vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for President" -- Hillary Clinton

"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian." - Hillary Clinton

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president." —Hillary Clinton

"Many of you are well enough off that...the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." —Hillary Clinton

"You'd better call my dad...My mom's pretty busy." -- Chelsea Clinton

"I think the ethical standards established in this White House have been the highest in the history of the White House" -- Al Gore

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." -- Al Gore

"Bill Clinton is an unusually good liar"- Sen. Bob Kerry, D-NE

"So when you go up against the Far Right you go up against the big financial special interests like the Halliburtons of the world, the big oil companies, the big energy companies who work so hard to rip us off." --Barbara Boxer

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." - George Stephanopolous

"I just got sick and tired of lying for the fella." -- Jim McDougal on Clinton

"Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find." —James Carville

"Howdy Doody looking Nimrod said he wanted to talk about family values." –Rep. Marion Berry, D-AR

"What do you do if you're in a room with Muammar Qaddafi, Saddam Hussein, and John Sununu, and you have a gun with only two bullets? Shoot Sununu twice." --Michael Dukakis

"Great things happen in small places. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville." --Jesse Jackson