Howard the Duck?
Howard Dean: First of all, think there were a lot of veterans were kind of upset that the president chose their day to make a partisan speech.
Big Bubba: I am upset that a dumbsquat, dirty leg civilian, like Howard Dean, would presume to speak for Veterans.
Matt Drudge is calling Howard Dean "Howard the duck." Interesting thought. Howard is delirious, our Duck is delirious. Howard does half pikes off the deep end, our Duck also. Howard's picnic basket is missing a few key ingredients, our Duck is certainly missing a few. Yes, interesting thought, but every state has their share of pond scum sucking, delirious, loud quackers. Must be mere coincidence.
Big Bubba: I am upset that a dumbsquat, dirty leg civilian, like Howard Dean, would presume to speak for Veterans.
Matt Drudge is calling Howard Dean "Howard the duck." Interesting thought. Howard is delirious, our Duck is delirious. Howard does half pikes off the deep end, our Duck also. Howard's picnic basket is missing a few key ingredients, our Duck is certainly missing a few. Yes, interesting thought, but every state has their share of pond scum sucking, delirious, loud quackers. Must be mere coincidence.
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Am I the only one to notice that Howard Dean is "complete sentence challenged?" Perhaps indicative of an incomplete thought process.
I loved Dean's take on the role of Democrat's in the House and Senate stated last Sunday on "Meet the Press". Since they do not possess "control" of either House, their job is to merely lay back and hold the Republican's "accountable" for what happens over the next three years....
...like their pork isn't being placed in the budget nor do they fullfill any "minority" role in governance.
...kinda like Bart Simpson with his "I didn't do it" catch phrase.
-FJ
Fortunately the Republican Party and President Bush have been moving us forward slowly but surely. Forward progress and speed are hampered by pseudo intellectual progressive liberal demoracist speed bumps. With no direction, no plan, no program, no goals, intellectually they are the equivalent of a speed bump.
Anybody watch Joe Lieberman's speech on CSPAN concerning the Warren and Levin Amendments to the Defense Budget Bill? It was the first demonstration of "statesmanship" exhibited by a Democrat on the Senate floor in three years of the Iraq war. I suspect the Warren Amendment will pass, but that the "party" of the demos will soon "discover" a "timetable" for withdrawl located therin and claim to have been "lied to" if troop withdrawls are not conducted regardless of the performance goals for training of Iraqi units and achievement of "readiness levels" described therein.
-FJ
Your world is not as complicated when you choose "lie" as an answer as opposed to science or reason. You can't help but wonder why the pseudo intellectual progressive liberal demoracists take off their tinfoil hats when facing the video cameras and saying "Bush lied."
The following is a public service announcement...
Tips for Tuning your Tinfoil Hat
-FJ
Farmer John, thank you for posting the information about the MIT study of psychotronic mind control and wearing alimunum foil deflector beanie. Parsing through all the information, I can see that our aluminum foil deflector beanie wearers would consider the MIT study spurious. However, that website does point us to invaluable information. Farmer, the Aluminum Foil Detector Beanie website is gold, Farmer, pure gold. That is the website to refer the AFDB wearers to go. That website they will believe and trust for reliable information. You know that they know what they are talking about when you read their scholarly discussion of the etymology of "aluminum." That website has the potential to divert bothersome mindless twits for hours on end. Post the address and they will come.
Mr. Ducky, I thought you were still in avian flu quarantine. Say, did I tell you that President Bush is going to be President all the way up to 2008? I am not surprised that anything fails "to pass" in Congress. After all there are just enough agendaless pseudo intellectual progressive liberal demoracists in the mix to prevent any meaningful legislation at all.
Perhaps they should concentrate on developing an agenda that mainstrean America can identify with in the 2006 mid term elections. The worse case scenario for the Republicans will be a wash. Selfishly I would love to see the Republicans gain ground so that we could all enjoy the pseudo intellectual progressive liberal demoracists really becoming unhinged.
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