William Jefferson Clinton Day
December 18, 1998, President Clinton was impeached by the Republican-controlled House for perjury and obstruction of justice (he was later acquitted by the Senate). In honor of that auspicious occasion today is officially declared William Jefferson Clinton Day at Big Bubba’s Big Blog.
William Jefferson Clinton’s comment on that very special day could have been,
"Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs." --Bill Clinton
Fortunately he was able to exercise selective amnesia because he did state,
"If a president of the United States ever lied to the American People, he should resign." --Bill Clinton
He further regaled us during that time with several more classic quotes,
"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." –Bill Clinton
"It depends on how you define alone…" –Bill Clinton
"I did not have sex with that woman " –Bill Clinton
"What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" –Bill Clinton, when informed that a survey of journalists ranked as the 53rd most significant story of the century the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
William Jefferson Clinton, at the U.N. global warming summit,
"There's no longer any serious doubt that climate change is real, accelerating and caused by human activities. We are uncertain about how deep and time of arrival of the consequences, but we are quite clear that they will not be good,"
William Jefferson Clinton offered rock solid proof of global warming from his private collection. Here it is,
Here are some more classic William Jefferson Clinton quotes,
I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale. --Gov. Bill Clinton
When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it and didn't inhale and never tried it again. --Gov. Bill Clinton
"The United States can't be so fixed on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans..." --Bill Clinton
"I ask that all Americans demonstrate in their personal and public lives...the high ethical standards that are essential to good character and to the continued success of our nation." -- Bill Clinton
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy" —Bill Clinton
"You live in a country that makes it harder to raise children than any other country in the world. You vote for me and I'll give you family values." -- Bill Clinton
"I've been in politics long enough to expect criticism and hostility. But I was unprepared for the hatred I get from Christians. Why do Christians hate so much?" --Bill Clinton
"I am opposed to abortion and to government funding of abortions." -- Bill Clinton
"Usually briefs." –Bill Clinton, responding to MTV 1994 town hall question
"The Bible is the authoritative Word of God and contains all truth" --Bill Clinton
"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." –Bill Clinton
And one final quote from former First Lady Barbara Bush,
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush
William Jefferson Clinton’s comment on that very special day could have been,
"Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs." --Bill Clinton
Fortunately he was able to exercise selective amnesia because he did state,
"If a president of the United States ever lied to the American People, he should resign." --Bill Clinton
He further regaled us during that time with several more classic quotes,
"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." –Bill Clinton
"It depends on how you define alone…" –Bill Clinton
"I did not have sex with that woman " –Bill Clinton
"What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" –Bill Clinton, when informed that a survey of journalists ranked as the 53rd most significant story of the century the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
William Jefferson Clinton, at the U.N. global warming summit,
"There's no longer any serious doubt that climate change is real, accelerating and caused by human activities. We are uncertain about how deep and time of arrival of the consequences, but we are quite clear that they will not be good,"
William Jefferson Clinton offered rock solid proof of global warming from his private collection. Here it is,
Here are some more classic William Jefferson Clinton quotes,
I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale. --Gov. Bill Clinton
When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it and didn't inhale and never tried it again. --Gov. Bill Clinton
"The United States can't be so fixed on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans..." --Bill Clinton
"I ask that all Americans demonstrate in their personal and public lives...the high ethical standards that are essential to good character and to the continued success of our nation." -- Bill Clinton
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy" —Bill Clinton
"You live in a country that makes it harder to raise children than any other country in the world. You vote for me and I'll give you family values." -- Bill Clinton
"I've been in politics long enough to expect criticism and hostility. But I was unprepared for the hatred I get from Christians. Why do Christians hate so much?" --Bill Clinton
"I am opposed to abortion and to government funding of abortions." -- Bill Clinton
"Usually briefs." –Bill Clinton, responding to MTV 1994 town hall question
"The Bible is the authoritative Word of God and contains all truth" --Bill Clinton
"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." –Bill Clinton
And one final quote from former First Lady Barbara Bush,
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush
posted by BigBubba at 10:53 AM
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6 Comments:
And you don't miss having this guy around?!
Mr. Ducky, your obvious problem is that you mistake your lower rectal casing housing area with the universe the center of which it ain't.
Norm, did I ever tell you that I went to school with Clinton's 1st Cousin. William Jefferson Clinton is not gone. He is with us everyday being worshipped by the liberal media of the U.S. and the world. Entertaining as always.
I think Ronald Reagan said " the problem with Bill Clinton is he should have inhaled".
David Brinkley " The man never had an original idea in his life ".
Slick Willie was invented by Al Gore
I really like this Clinton quote also,
"I asked him to do it because he was the only person that I could trust to read all 150,000 pages in the Code of Federal Regulations." –Bill Clinton, on asking Vice President Al Gore to tackle federal regulatory reform
Seems the cartoon posted at the top of this website a few days ago was not too far off in being suspicious of the timing of last weeks "Domestic Surveillance" flap by the NY Times. The LA Times is reporting this morning that the NY Times has been "sitting on" the story since the Fall of 2004.... apparently just waiting for the right opportunity to schmear the current administration.
-FJ
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