Today's Silly Commentary - Courtesy of Matt Drudge
Matt Drudge regales the unwary with a report about "hidden" Harriet Meiers testimony. Where was it hiding? Under Mr. Ducky's bed with a fundamentalist? What was this lurid "hidden" testimony? According to Drudge in 1990, "she “wouldn’t belong to the Federalist Society” – a conservative and libertarian lawyers’ organization – because it was “politically charged." Fearless Matt Drudge then observes (with an exclamation point), "But Bush's Supreme Court nominee did not include in that catagory (sic) the NAACP and other liberal groups, the transcript reveals!"
Matt, here's another hot scoop. She also didn't mention the YWCA, Girl Scouts, The Micky Mouse Club, the DAR, and many, many more. Now, what do you make of that? Slow news day Drudge? Intern doing your work for you? Matt goes on to breathlessly inform his readers that Harriet Meiers, way back then, had joined a liberal democrat organization. Now, whoa pardner, you say she joined a what? Let me see if I understand the implications here. Harriet Meiers, the Democrat, joined a Democrat organization? Matt Drudge offers no opinion as to why a Democrat would join a Democrat organization. Really deceptive stuff. Democrats joining Democrat organizations, what’s next? The important thing is that after enduring the shrinking size of the dimly lit broom closet of demoracist intellectual and political thought she finally stepped out into the sunshine of logic and reason to join the Republicans. Just like Ronald Reagan did.
Drudge informs us that Ms. Meiers, the Democrat, confessed to joining a liberal organization, the Democratic Progressive Voters League. Drudge hammers home that the Democratic Progressive Votes League was allied with the Democratic Party. I wonder if Drudge figured that out by himself.
I hereby nominate the intrepid reporter, Matt Drudge, for the Big Bubba Tempest in a Teapot Award for today. Drudge managed to blow the teapot top right up to orbit by roiling meaningless facts into a towering water spout of meaningless babble.
You have to read this for yourself.
Matt, here's another hot scoop. She also didn't mention the YWCA, Girl Scouts, The Micky Mouse Club, the DAR, and many, many more. Now, what do you make of that? Slow news day Drudge? Intern doing your work for you? Matt goes on to breathlessly inform his readers that Harriet Meiers, way back then, had joined a liberal democrat organization. Now, whoa pardner, you say she joined a what? Let me see if I understand the implications here. Harriet Meiers, the Democrat, joined a Democrat organization? Matt Drudge offers no opinion as to why a Democrat would join a Democrat organization. Really deceptive stuff. Democrats joining Democrat organizations, what’s next? The important thing is that after enduring the shrinking size of the dimly lit broom closet of demoracist intellectual and political thought she finally stepped out into the sunshine of logic and reason to join the Republicans. Just like Ronald Reagan did.
Drudge informs us that Ms. Meiers, the Democrat, confessed to joining a liberal organization, the Democratic Progressive Voters League. Drudge hammers home that the Democratic Progressive Votes League was allied with the Democratic Party. I wonder if Drudge figured that out by himself.
I hereby nominate the intrepid reporter, Matt Drudge, for the Big Bubba Tempest in a Teapot Award for today. Drudge managed to blow the teapot top right up to orbit by roiling meaningless facts into a towering water spout of meaningless babble.
You have to read this for yourself.
posted by BigBubba at 8:52 AM
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2 Comments:
The whine you produce from your sour grapes is exceptional. Don't ever underestimate how much Big Bubba enjoys your whine.
Your whine will never be vintage since your sour grapes produce many different whine varieties and all are quickly consumed. I do think that you are the Boone's Farm of whine. Keep up the good work, we are amused.
I think you're right, BB. When Drudge lost his White House source for Lewinski gossip, he ceased to have anything to contribute EXCEPT an outstanding collection of handy links. He does, however, make an excellent transponder that unfortunately seems to lack any coherent filtering capacity.
-FJ
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