Big Bubba Is Against Body Modification
Last night I saw a Dr. Patel. Normally show Big Bubba a Patel and I will show you a motel, but, here I was being cared for by this Indian Patel doctor. Nice guy. Seriously, the Patels are the Indian Smiths and they are everywhere. Today, in the talking elevator, "esta bajando," while bajando-ing, or whatever the heck you are supposed to do in a Spanish speaking elevator I observed a potential terrorist looking type in a white hospital coat. I noticed he did have an official name tag that said his name was Dr. Mohammed. Despite his looking like Dr. Patel I took the initiative and said, "hey, where are you from, Pakistan?" He was impressed and asked me how I knew. I told him that he looked Indian (he didn’t seem to take offense) but I saw his name so I knew he had to be Pakistani. Every Pakistani that I have ever met here has been really nice people.
Indian doctors, like Dr. Patel, are usually really great physicians. They speak great English with a really greatly funny accent. Coincidentally the only ethnic accent (other than God’s English, the Southern dialect) that I do really effectively is Indian. They are our cousins, folks. There is a reason why English is an INDO-European language. Will someone please explain something to Big Bubba? I hang around the VA and I am amazed by whole herds of teasipper students who are Chinese, Vietnamese, Indian, New Jerseyite and all sorts of ethnics. I see a real immigration policy problem here that someone in our government needs to address. These people are not being properly briefed on how prejudice works in our WASP democracy. No one has explained to them that minorities cannot succeed in the United States because of prejudice. If these people really understood how our democracy works they would come to their senses and put down those stethoscopes and pick up a mop. Let's get real people!